To find out whether computers are rather male or female a professor formed two groups of computer experts. The first were just women, the second men. The groups were asked for their opinions. 
The women said computers were typically male: 

1. To get their attention you have to turn them on.
2. They possess a lot of information but nevertheless don´t know anything. 
3. They are meant to help solve problems but in most cases they ARE the problem. 
4. Once you´ve chosen one, you´ll find out it would have been better you had waited a bit longer - then you would have got a better one. 

The men, on the other hand, said computers were typically female: 

1. None but their creator understands their internal logic. 
2. The language they use amongst themselves is completely uncomprehensible to others. 
3. Even the smallest mistakes are memorized forever. 
4. Once you´ve chosen one you spend half your income on additional gimmicks...