I HEARD THEY SUCK LIVE!
INTRO
man i haven't slept in two days i've been on booze straight. i saw you do drugs and it looked like powder. this is a live record, you guys are all on a record tonight. no, we don't want to hear that yelling and shit we wanna hear that... there you go, fuck off! lots of curse words. damn, throwing shit at us. man, last night they threw ice tonight they're throwing lit cigarettes, that's not cool. yeah, more ice... throw some ice. ok, that's enough. aw, look i don't need to hear about how shitty my hair looks, i know all about it. so uh, really we're just about to play... tell them about it eric. yeah, yep. will you guys shut the fuck up and play a song already. you see, the first night we played i was wasted and that was fun, now i'm sober now. how much fun can you have when you're sober, huh? not that much! 1,2,1,2,3 you don't know what you wanna be, you don't know what you wanna be, you got nothing. you don't know what you wanna be, you don't know anything
LINOLEUM
Possessions never meant anything to me i'm not crazy (cause i got none) well That's not true, i've got a bed and a guitar and a dog named dog who pisses on My floor that's right, i've got a floor so what, so what, so what? I've got Pockets full of kleenex and lint and holes where everything important to me just Seems to fall right down my leg and on the floor my closest friend linoleum Linoleum supports my head, gives me something to believe that's me on the beach Side combing the sand metal meter in my hand sporting a pocket full of shit That's me on the street with a violin under my chin playing with a grin, singing G.b.h. That's me on the back of the bus that's me in the cell that's me inside Your head that's me inside your head
YOU'RE BLEEDING
you've got the beauty, but that don't mean a thing a bland reciprocation, but that doesn't bother me you're happier with lights on underneath a darkened sky only in the spotlight can you tell me of your crimes i understand the situation, but i can't seem to understand the motivations you once had i recall a message i once left behind a screen i was entranced, when you were never there for me you're draining, you're draining me, i'm not a tub what ever happened to the girl i used to hold? i held in such a high regard where is the girl who had it all? i used to think i wasn't worthy of your cause i used to feel so lucky until the day i felt a weakness in my arms i knew from where it had been coming you're bleeding, you're bleeding me, i can recall the passions you once had, where did they go? i knew a girl who had it all? i knew a girl where did she go?
MORON BROTHERS
talking about the moron bros tattooed fingers, tattooed toes they're idiots, they're losers, they're scum taking advantage of everyone you're a dog, they're your fleas doin' everything they can to spread disease they'll take your beer, they'll take your drugs leave with you microscopic bugs their company is something you won't miss when your ice trays are filled with piss they are the moron brothers don't get along with others they are the moron brothers don't get along with others they'll whine, they'll bitch, they'll fuck you if you're rich they'll leech, they'll latch, they are the itch you can't scratch do do do do do do do do da do do do do etc. they'll ink your face, tape your eyelids closed tabasco's in your mouth, there's mustard up your nose when your head is shaved you'll think the worst has passed just try to move your leg they've put you in a cast yeah they are the moron brothers don't get along with others they are the moron brothers don't get along with others they may not go down in history but they'll go down on your sisters and your mama, and your father!
PUNK GUY
crazier than gg, more pc than ian colored teeth like johnny exudes a vicious disposition his hair sticks out like colin' did, he jumps similar to springa, he points his middle finga not just he singer in the band voted biggest asshole role model of the year got a face like charles bronson straight outta green bay wisconsin not just a singer in the band he'll puke on you, he'll fuck your mom, he'll smoke while huffing gas he was the punkest mother fucker i ever did see why hell in detroit he was more punk than me even he should've been on the cover he should've been on the cover he should've been on the cover of maximum rock'n'roll
BOB
he spent fifteen years gettin' loaded fifteen years 'till his liver exploded now what's bob gonna do now that he can't drink? the doctor said, "what were you thinkin' 'bout?" bob said, "that's just the point, i wasn't thinkin' 'bout nothing now i gotta do something else to pass the time." had someone shave his head got a new identity sixty-two holed air conditioned boots and a girl who rides a scooter to take him out of town they would get away riding around, as the trucks drive by you could here the mother fuckers go... a couple of lines, an extra thermos of joe kickin' in heads at the punk rock show, yeah bob's the kinda guy who knows just what bob's the kinda guy who knows just what to do when the doctor tells him to "quit your drinkin', now's the time." will he ever walk the line to all my friends, i feel just great will he ever walk the line kissin' ass, givin' head red suspenders once a day he shaves his head but will he ever walk the line? but will he ever walk the line? (x4)
LIFE O' RILEY
i sit in my easy chair i've got so much time to spare because i know in my future days i'll have my lion share there's nothing i like better than getting something for nothing some will tell you that nothing's for free obviously they've not met me. you can have your cake and eat it too and there's plenty of free lunch for you if you think you're getting cheated then you don't have a clue you don't know where you are, or what to do. i live the lifestyle they speak of so highly i live the life...the life of riley you can have your cake and eat it too and there's plenty of free lunch for you if you think you're getting cheated then you don't have a clue you don't know where you are, or what to do.
YOU DRINK, YOU DRIVE, YOU SPILL
i say don't drink and drive you might spill your drink before you get behind that wheel, just stop and think you can take your chances but there's so much to lose another bumpy road, there's so much wasted booze i'm not so worried about how many i kill i'm much more concerned with how much beer i spill how much beer i spill how much beer i spill i say don't drink and drive you might spill your drink before you get behind that wheel, just stop and think 35% of accidents are cause by pixilated the other 65% are not alcohol related what does this tell us about the drunk drivers they seem to have a better record than the sober team. i'm not so worried about how many i kill i'm much more concerned with how much beer i spill how much beer i spill how much beer i spill i say don't drink and drive you might spill your drink
EAST BAY
get outta my way! can't you see i'm from east bay? i know blatz, i'm down with e.b.u. i bet i got way more piercings than you i just love this town my girlfriend weights 84 pounds met her at new method where i get in for free she don't pay rent, neither do me when we go out tonight, gotta get my hair just right prodius pads with 2 inch soles. i'll get my picture with murray bowles gotta get those flyers out might get scout to lookout after that i'll go far fame and fortune, d.m.r. rock city news
SOUL DOUBT
sometimes i feel my life is going 'round in circles beneath my eyes are bluish black there's nothing new, no one i wanna talk to nothing i wanna think about, i got soul doubt i stick my head out of the window, it's closed instead of air, i get glass stuck in to my head the city's sounding, and i can't seem to stop the pounding can't keep my thoughts from flying 'round not sure what i am thinking about, i got soul doubt a shameless display, wearing a smile full of pain a frameless erte, a painting without a signature she's waiting for someone to save her as i pass her i see cinderella she doesn't fit into the slipper like she fits in a bottle of liquor there's no one to take her away her eyes meet mine, she sees right through me the question is asked, whatcha' gonna do for me? i don't want nothin', just a connection i gotta know what she's all about cause i know she's been there soul doubt i stick my head out of the window once again this time i see a thousand faces all too clear they wear the same expression, i've seen in my face so many times, i know exactly how they feel i know exactly how they feel i know just what they think about they've got soul doubt
KILL ALL THE WHITE MAN
the white man call himself civilized cause he know how to take over the white man come to pillage my village now he tell me i have to bend over oh yeah, kill all the white man no i don't like the white man up in me he rape my people as he rape my country everything i love and cherish, he try to take away we will be rid of him, soon come the day oh yeah, kill all the white man oh yeah, kill all the white man oh yeah, kill all the white man oh yeah, kill all the white man
BEER BONG
if i want some beer i don't want to brat about how i missed the show because i drink to slow so pass me the beer bong it wont take very long for me to put down this torpedo to the ground because drinking beer is to slow beer bong is the way to go to go to go don't drink to slow!
TOGETHER ON THE SAND
i jack off with my left hand together on the sand we walked hand in hand on the beach front she smiled at me as she tightly held my hand i had my thumb up in her "stubble" country music played on the radio so i turned it on we walked down to the water as i fucked your grandma's daughter (that's your mama) the wave swept us away what a ho what a ho what a ho
NOWHERE
you can't believe the things you see and read the soviet threat our pseudo enemy what's scaring me? our foreign policy to make the world safe for business call it democracy our human nature, it's all the same we spend our lives in the pursuit of happiness so stop the hate, open the iron gate it's our destiny to make the cold war history you think i give a shit if you're a socialist if you're a capitalist we've all got to exist on this planet with nowhere to run the millions of brainwashed must open their eyes we are one with us over here and them over there barbed wire borders are going nowhere
THE BREWS
friday night we'll be drinkin' manashevitz goin' out to terrorize goyem stompin' shagitz, screwin' shicksas as long as we're home by saturday mornin' cause hey we're the brews sportin' anti swastika tattoos oi oi we're the boys orthodox, hesidic, o.g. ois orthopedic dr. martins good for waffle making, kickin' through the shin reputation, gained through intimidation pacifism no longer tradition cause hey we're the brews sportin' anti swastika tattoos oi oi we're the brews the fairfax ghetto boys skinhead hebrews we got the might, psycho mashuganas we can't lose a fight, as we are the chosen ones chutspah, we battle then we feast we celebrate, we'll separate our milkplates from our meat common you schmuck, one more time for revertial!
BUGGLEY EYES
did you ever gone to sleep with bo derek and wake up with bo diddley? did you ever gone to sleep with bo derek and wake up with bo diddley? you got so loaded, you thought that she's the most beautiful gal you ever did see oh, did you ever gone to sleep with bo derek and wake up with bo diddley? woke up in the morning, to your surprise a couple melons in tube socks, and buggley eyes oh, did you ever gone to sleep with bo derek and wake up with bo diddley?
OUTRO
thank you, we'll see you all at okie dogs