DAY TO DAZE
i trusted you at least i thought i could i tried to believe when you said i got a better job i can pay you back real soon. no! i don't do those drugs no more i know my luck has changed my lifestyle has rearranged i'm on my feet you'll never change your ways living from day to daze why don't you fade away i've heard all this before when you were sleeping on my floor you said only for a day but as those 3 weeks passed my patience didn't last nor my food
FIVE FEET UNDER
5 feet under, he's got one foot in the grave would you look at him I think he's lost it I don't think that he can be saved he's got a down payment on his tombstone he's not alone his whole life has been out on a limb. Just look at him, watch him get smashed and race bikes so fast just don't laugh, what will it say on his epitaph here he lies may he rest in peace hung on to life by the skin of his teeth pushing his luck through the bottle he drinks he's got a date with his maker and he doesn't want to be late and make no mistake he's a good friend so why might his life have to end, my friend I don't want to see you dead I don't want to see him dead! I don't want to see him dead! I don't want to see him dead!
PROFESSIONAL CRASTINATION
can't u see how easy it becomes procrastinate, we're professionals get things done, you can't, to busy having fun we're professionals professional crastination it's a way of life if you've got lots of time put it off cause tomorrow sounds much better than today always late, not sometimes, occasionally consistently, we're professionals professional crastination we're living in a procrasti-nation why can't we ever be on time? professional crastination it's a way of life if you've got lots of time professional crastination we're living in a procrasti-nation professional crastination
MEAN PEOPLE SUCK
mean people suck (x3) they suck, they suck, they suck, they suck mean people suck (x3) mean people suck, they suck, they suck, they suck
VANILLA SEX
don't ever take away from me my pornography we obviously don't agree on what's obscene i have the right to choose what i want to see and read don't try to take away from me my right to privacy what i do is no one's business but me so stay in your missionary position i hope that you get bored to death there's no way i'm going through life having vanilla sex the government's trying to get in your bedroom you better lock your door and close your shades because there could be someone watching you today why do you try to make things illegal why do we have to be 21 are you afraid that people are having too much fun why do you care what i do in my bedroom why do you want to know how i screw it seems to me you've got nothing better to do.
S&M AIRLINES
i went to the airport, but i missed my flight i had to get out of this town tonight then a lady in black caught my attention i couldn't figure out what was her intention she told me about a flight that was leaving tonight she could get me a seat and the price was right she tugged on my pants so i jumped at the chance i had no idea what was in store for me she welcomed me aboard then she strapped me to my seat she tied my hands and legs down and made me kiss her feet she whipped me and she slapped me, and gagged me when i begged one things for sure i'll never fly s/m airlines again the stewardess in leather came walking down the isle she put nipple clamps on me with a sadistic smile the pain was so bad i had tears in my eyes then i looked up and there were two gartered thighs her ass was inches from me when she told me to lick before i could do anything she slapped my dick so i followed her commands, my aim was to please i spent the rest of the flight on my knees the plane finally landed by the end of the night i had to get off of this torture flight i asked her to release me, then she bit my lip she said the ticket that you bought, it was round trip. i'll never fly s and m airlines again i'll never fly s and m airlines again i'll never fly s and m airlines again i'll never fly s and m airlines again
DRUG FREE AMERICA
we believe in a drug free america a drug free america for me that's the way we believe the way that it should be drug free america for me like in amsterdam where drugs are bought and sold legally let's take it one step further and make them all for free drug free america for me say "nope to dope" when its not for free say "ugh to drugs" save your money don't listen to facts just sit back and relax and help make our country drug free
LIFE O' RILEY
i sit in my easy chair i've got so much time to spare cause i know in my future days i'll have my lion share there's nothing i like better than getting something for nothing then some will tell you that you can't get nothing for free obviously they don't know me you can have your cake and eat it too and there's plenty of free lunch for you if you think you're getting cheated then you don't have a clue you don't know where you are, or what to do i live the lifestyle they speak of so highly i live the life...the life of riley
YOU DRINK, YOU DRIVE, YOU SPILL
i say don't drink and drive you might spill your drink before you get behind that wheel, just stop & think you can take your chances but there's so much to lose another bumpy road, there's so much wasted booze i'm not so worried about how many i kill i'm much more concerned with how much beer i spill 35% of accidents are cause by pixilated the other 65% are not alcohol related what does this tell us about the drunk drivers they seem to have a better record than the sober team
SCREAM FOR CHANGE
hey mister, can you spare some change (why, why what do you want from me are you hungry?) uh, no i'm not hungry.. i was just wondering if you could spare a quarter or a dime (uhh, the time? it's about 3:30) uh, no not the time. i need a nickel or a dollar, my car's broke screamin' for change screamin' for change screamin' for change screamin' for change screamin' for change screamin' for change screamin' screamin' for change lady, can you spare any change (hey lady, can you spare a quarter) i said lady, can you spare any change (get that away from me, your filthy! go away!) i said lady, can you spare any change (well then, how about giving me one of those cigarettes) i said lady, can you spare any change, change, change, change, change (no, no, nooooooo!) screamin' for change screamin', screamin' i'm screamin' for change screamin' for change screamin' for change screamin' for change screamin' for change
JAUNDICED EYE
black is beautiful, white is so pure can you see a difference? all i see's a blur is one color a virtue how can you be sure ignorance the disease education the cure so how can you say that your proud of your race proud of your gender or proud of your faith fascism racism all starts out the same stop feeding the fire and smother the flame some people are smarter than others so dumb the reason behind this a cultural one and greatness isn't carried by blood so get off your high horse you're no better than us all seems infected that the infected spy as all looks yellow to the jaundiced eye you're the infected you can never deny you're arrogant, you're insolent, you're living a lie
GO YOUR OWN WAY
loving you isn't the right thing to do how can i ever change things that i feel if i could, baby i'd give you my world but how can i, when you won't take it from me you can go your own way you can go your own way tell me why everything turns brown backin' up, everything's waiting for you if i could baby, i'd give you my sock open up, everything's waiting for you you can go your own way you can go your own way