What's the difference between women at ages of 8, 18, 28, 38 and 48?
  08 - You take her to bed and tell her a story
  18 - You tell her a story and take her to bed
  28 - You don't need to tell her any story to take her to bed
  38 - She tells you a story and takes you to bed
  48 - You tell her a story to avoid going to bed