Amazing New Dressage Test
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A - Enter at ordinary serpentine.

X - Sprawl. Salute.

C - Stop dead. Stare in horror at judge and shy to left. Continue at ordinary working trot.

E - Stagger left 20 or 15 or 22 meters in diameter circle or pear shape or 5 pointed star. Avoid excessive crossing of legs.

K - Begin to halt.

Z - Keep trying.

F - You can do it.

B - Pulley rein. Give up. Continue at out of hand gallop.

H - Regain right stirrup. Continue at ordinary trot, bouncing.

MKT - Change rein. Free walk loose reins. Remove horse from judges luncheon table. Ask judge for leg up. Jump back into the ring.

Z - Turn down center line. Halt. Grin. Scratch. Burst into tears. Leave arena at free walk on long reins. Loose language.