Amazing New Dressage Test
A - Enter at ordinary serpentine.
X - Sprawl. Salute.
C - Stop dead. Stare in horror at judge and shy to left. Continue at ordinary working trot.
E - Stagger left 20 or 15 or 22 meters in diameter circle or pear shape or 5 pointed star. Avoid excessive crossing of legs.
K - Begin to halt.
Z - Keep trying.
F - You can do it.
B - Pulley rein. Give up. Continue at out of hand gallop.
H - Regain right stirrup. Continue at ordinary trot, bouncing.
MKT - Change rein. Free walk loose reins. Remove horse from judges luncheon table. Ask judge for leg up. Jump back into the ring.
Z - Turn down center line. Halt. Grin. Scratch. Burst into tears. Leave arena at free walk on long reins. Loose language.