Top Ten things you won't hear your horse say

1. Don't clean out my stall. I adore the smell.
2. No thanks, one can of oats is enough for me.
3. Doctor, may I please have a rectal exam.
4. I just love traveling in a hot trailer.
5. SMr. Farrier, please don't stop pounding on my hooves.
6. There's room for one more on my back.
7. There's room for one more on my back.
8. Low Branch! Duck!
9. You can go ahead and leave, I'll wash myself down.
10. Can we do this again tomorrow?

The Top Ten reasons to ride Dressage

1. Found ice-fishing too stimulating.
2. I enjoy wearing full formal wear rain or shine.
3. QWho wouldn't love spending afternoons riding in circles getting yelled at.
4. Just love subjecting friends and family to my latest equine video spectacular.
5. My chiropractor needs a new car.
6. Wanted to find a place my husband wouldn't go - aka. the barn.
7. Had tired of spending cold winters by the fire, and hot summers by the pool.
8. My lawyer wanted me to have 3 judges.
9. Lived for the sport where I could say "Piaffe" to the judges.
10. I had way too much money in my bank account

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