The most common things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
Someone drinks from knowledge spring. Someone else just gargles.
I'm not worried by ideas: I'm worried by faces that rapresent theese ideas.
If a fool says he's a fool, we believe it. If a genius says he's a genius, we want him to demonstrate it.
I will listen to logic and reason when they will be on a CD.
I think animal tests aren't a good thing: animals get nervous and give wrong answers.
If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
The more you walk over a dead cat, the thinner it becomes.
If you don't succed at the first trial, destroy all the evidences.
Never fight with a pig: you both get dirty, but the pig likes it.
If we had had not to eat animals, why would they have been made of meat?
Success happens always in private life. Defeats in public.
Human ingratitude: we use the meat of a pig to eat, and his name as an insult.
God digited "PKUNZIP UNIVERSE": and it was the Big Bang
It's impossible to make somethig stupid proof, because stupids are so ingenious!
If you tell someone that there are 300 million of billion of stars, he will believe on you.
If you tell him that a fence has just been painted, he will touch it to verify it's true!
How is fine don't do anything, and then to rest.
We were born naked and hungry. Then things get worse.
I considered atheism, but there aren't much holidays!
Mondays are a boring way to spend 1/7 of your life.
Why to sterilize needles before the lethal injection?
Life would be better if I had the source code.
I'm not vegetarian because I love animals: I'm vegetarian because I hate plants.
Make it stupid-proof and someone will make a better stupid.