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SIMPSONS
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Burns Jingle
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Capital
City
Homer: Well, kids, there it is! Capital City!
Marge: Look, the Cross-Town Bridge!
Tony Bennett: There's a swingin' town I know called... Capital
Tony: People stop and scream hello in... Capital City.
Homer: Kids, look! Street crime!
Tony: It's the kind of place that makes a bum feel like
Homer: Wow, that's service!
Tony: And it makes a king feel like some nutty, cuckoo,
Marge: Look, it's Tony Bennett!
Tony: Hey, good to see you.
It's against the law to frown in... Capital City.
You'll caper like a stupid clown when you chance
Marge: Fourth Street and 'D'!
Tony: Fourth Street and 'D'! Yeah!
Once you get a whiff of it, you'll never want to
Tony: Capital City, my home sweet, yeah!
Capital City, that happy-tal city,
my home sweet swingin' home!
(closing credits version:)
Tony: There's a swingin' town I know called...Capital City.
People stop and scream hello in... Capital City.
It's the kind of place that makes a bum feel like a king.
And it makes a king feel like some nutty, cuckoo,
It's against the law to frown in... Capital City.
You'll caper like a stupid clown when you chance to see...
Fourth Street and 'D'! Yeah!
Once you get a whiff of it, you'll never want to roam,
From Capital City, my home sweet, swingin' home!
The
Itchy and Scratchy Show theme song
They fight and bite and fight!
Fight fight fight! Bite bite bite!
The Itchy and Scratchy Show!
The
Itchy and Scratchy Show theme song (bowdlerised version)
They share and love and share!
The Itchy and Scratchy Show!
When
the Saints Go Over There
Homer: Oh, I want to be in that rumba,
When the saints go over there.
Oh over there! Oh over there!
Mt.
Splashmore
Krusty and Kids: I want to go to Mt. Splashmore,
Take me, take me, take me, take me now!
Mt. Splashmore, take me there right now!
The
Itchy and Scratchy Show theme song (closing credits version)
They fought and bit and fought!
The Itchy and Scratchy Show!
Michael's
Lullabye for Homer
Michael: Homer, the two of us need look no more.
We both found what we are lookin' for.
With a friend to call my own, I'll never be alone,
And you, my friend, will see, you've got a friend
Lisa's
Birthday Song
(As performed during the show, with piano and percussion:)
Michael: Lisa, it's your birthday.
You gave me the gift of a little sister,
And I'm proud of you today.
Michael and Bart: Lisa, it's your birthday.
Lisa, it's your birthday.
Michael: I wish you love and good will.
I wish you peace and joy.
Bart: I wish you better than your heart desires.
Michael: And your first kiss from a boy.
Michael and Bart: Lisa, it's your birthday.
Lisa, it's your birthday.
(As performed over the credits, with full musical back-up:)
Michael and Bart: Lisa, it's your birthday.
Lisa, it's your birthday.
Michael: I wish you love and good will.
I wish you peace and joy.
Bart: I wish you better than your heart desires.
Michael: And your first kiss from a boy.
Michael and Bart: Lisa, it's your birthday.
Lisa, it's your birthday.
(Lisa does a saxophone solo)
Michael and Bart: Lisa, it's your birthday.
Michael and Bart: Happy birthday, Lisa.
The
Deficit Rag
The deficit rag, oh yeah the deficit rag,
Those budget gaps can be a twelve-digit drag,
I'm telling ya, that's the deficit,
They really made a mess of it,
The
Trading Gap Shuffle
We're in a heap of trouble,
Doin' the trading gap shuffle, yes sir!
Lisa
S.
Say let me tell you about Lisa S.
She's that little eight-year old muckrakeress,
She caught a crook and she made him pay,
And she did it all in just one day!
That's what I would call,
The
Krusty The Klown Show Klosing Kredits Song
Krusty: We've had lots and lots and lots and lots and lots of fun,
But now the time has come, to go;
If this old clown was found dead in his bed,
Tomorrow, I'd be in Heaven, still doing this show!
Flaming
Moe's
When the weight of the world has got you down
And you want to end your life,
Bills to pay, a dead-end job,
And problems with the wife.
But don't throw in the tow'l,
'Cuz there's a place right down the block...
Where you can drink your misery away...
At Flaming Moe's.... (Let's all go to Flaming Moe's...)
When liquor in a mug (Let's all go to Flaming Moe's...)
Can warm you like a hug. (Flaming Moe's...)
And happiness is just a Flaming Moe away...
Happiness is just a Flaming Moe away...
Wall
E. Weasel's Birthday Song
Animatronic Robots: You're the birthday, you're the birthday,
You're the birthday boy or girl...
We're
Sending Our Love Down the Well
(the singers are Troy McClure, Scott Christian, The Channel 6
weather girl (Kent Brockman's girlfriend), Bleeding Gums
Murphy, Diamond Joe Quimby, Krusty the Klown, Princess
Cashmere, Sting, Sideshow Mel, Rainier Wolfcastle (McBain),
Dr. Marvin Monroe, Captain Lance Murdoch, The Capital City
Goofball, and an unknown man.)
Sting: There's a hole in my heart
For that poor little boy,
Who's stuck halfway to Hell...
Sideshow Mel: Though we can't get him out,
We'll do the next best thing...
All: And we're sending our love down the well...
Krusty: All the way down!
All: We're sending our love down the well...
(here the song is cut off)
Janey's
Skipping Song
Janey: One plus one plus three is five,
Little Bart Simpson's buried alive!
He's so neat, he's so sweet.
Now the rats have Bart to eat!
How many days until Bart croaks?
One,
two, three, four, ...
Talkin'
Softball
Well Mr. Burns had done it,
The power plant had won it,
With Roger Clemens clucking all the while,
Mike Scioscia's tragic illness made us smile,
While Wade Boggs lay unconscious on the barroom tile...
We're talkin' softball...
Ken Griffey's grotesquely swollen jaw.
Steve Sax and his run-in with the law.
We're talkin' Homer... Ozzie and the Straw.
We're talkin' softball...
Ken Griffey's grotesquely swollen jaw.
Steve Sax and his run-in with the law.
We're talkin' Homer... Ozzie and the Straw.
Homer's
Lullaby for Maggie
May your Christmas Days be bright!
You're
a Dame and I'm a Fella
Ned (Stanley): You're a dame and I'm a fella.
Marge (Blanche): Stanley, stop, or I'll tell Stella.
Ned (Stanley): All I want is one embrace.
Marge (Blanche): I'll twist this bottle in your face.
New
Orleans
Wiggum: Long before the SuperDome,
Where the Saints of football play,
Lived a city that the damned called home,
Hear their hellish roundelay...
Home of pirates, drunks, and whores!
Tacky, overpriced, souvenir stores!
If you want to go to Hell, you should make that trip
to the Sodom and Gomorrah on the Mississipp'!
Stinking, rotten, vomiting, vile!
Putrid, brackish, maggoty, foul!
Crummy, lousy, rancid, and rank!
Blanche's
Song
Marge (Blanche): I thought my life would be a Mardi Gras,
A never ending party - hah!
I'm a faded southern Dame without a dime.
Just
a Simple Paperboy
Apu (Steve): I am just a simple paperboy,
I just wanted forty cents,
For my deliveries last week...
Will this bewitching floozy,
Seduce this humble newsie?
Oh, what's a paperboy to...
Stella!
Ned (Stanley): STELLLAAAA! STELLLAAAA!
You're puttin' me through Hella!
The Kindness of Strangers
Marge (Blanche): Whoever you are, I have always depended
on the kindness of strangers...
Cast: You can always depend on the kindness of
To pluck up your spirits, and shield you from
Marge (Blanche): Now here's a tip from Blanche you won't
Cast: A stranger's just a friend you haven't met...
You're
Wife Don't Understand You, but I do
Lurleen: You work all day, for some old man,
Sweat and break your back,
Then you go home to your castle,
But your queen won't cut you slack.
That's why you're losin' all your hair,
That's why you're overweight,
That's why you flipped your pickup truck
Right off the interstate.
There's a lot of bull they hand you,
There's nothin' you can do,
Your wife don't understand you, but I do,
I said your wife don't understand you, but I do!
(the above is the version Lurleen sings at the Beer-N-Brawl;
the CD version has an extra verse somewhere:)
Now you talk so tough, act so rough,
But darling you can't hide,
The heartache and the sadness,
That's buried deep inside.
Bagged
Me a Homer
Lurleen: Oh the bases were empty on the diamond of my heart,
When the coach called me up to the plate,
I'd been swingin', and missin', at lovin' and kissin',
My average was point double oh eight.
So I spit on my hands, knocked the dirt from my spikes,
And pointed right towards centre field,
This time I'm hitting a home run,
This time the love is for real.
I'll slide... I'll steal... I'll sacrifice
I been slumping all season but now I found a reason,
I struck on a love that is true.
I used to play the field,
But the season's turning 'round for me now,
I finally bagged me a homer.
That's right, I finally bagged me a Homer.
Bunk
With Me Tonight
Lurleen: In this trailer, I get so cold and lonely,
Lying there awake at night, muttering if only
You weren't married, So I might ask you
Bunk with me tonight, oh, bunk with me tonight,
I'm asking, will you bunk with me tonight.
Stand
By Your Manager
Lurleen: His name is Homer, he's quite a man,
I tried to kiss him, but Homer ran.
Sure wish I could say, that I was his,
I hope that Marge knows, just how lucky she is.
The
First Annual Montgomery Burns Award For Outstanding Achievement In The Field Of
Excellence song
All singers: It's the first annual Montgomery Burns
Male singers: Outstanding achievement in...
Female singers: The field of...
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