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there is a goth, a metalhead, and a punk standing at the edge of a cliff, how do you tell who's who?
Simple
the goth is the one contemplating jumping off the cliff, the
metalhead is yelling at the goth "JUMP! JUMP!" and
the punk is the one who runs up from behind and pushes them both
over!!
How do
you get a goth out of a tree?
Cut the rope!
Theres
a goth walking down the road with a rat on his shoulder.
An old lady walks past, stops, stares at the two and says "Yeuk!
What are you doing with that revolting creature?"
"Squeak squeak squeak!" says the rat.
Why is
it so hard for goths to get work?
Because all they can do is mope the floors are depress the buttons.
What did
the vampire say when he looked in the mirror?
"So nice not to see you again"
(in a resturant)
"Waiter! Waiter! this man just died!"
"he's not dead Sir, he's just dreaming."
How many casuals does it take to make an hamburger?
Who cares, just think of all the fun we could have putting them through the mincer to find out!
How many
"New Kids on the Block" does it take to paint a wall
red?
Only one if you throw it hard enough.
How many
fratboys does it take to wallpaper a room?
That depends on how thinly you slice them.
How many
cure fans does it take to make cheesecake?
None, there are no cure fans in cheesecake.
Why did
the goth cross the road?
It didn't, it was dead.
"He's
*such* a *goth* ..."
"How *much* of a goth *is* he?"
"... that when he hangs around the house ... he
*hangs* around the house!"
"Say,
who was that *goth* I saw you with last
night?"
"*That* was no *goth*! I'm a *necrophiliac*!"
How many goths does it take to change a lightbulb?
What's a lightbulb?
How many
goths does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three, one to change it and two to talk about Lord Byron's Grand
Tour and creative uses of laudinum in a metaphysical environment.
How many goths does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, but one has to light the candle.
How many
goths does it take to change a lightbulb?
Six. One to change the bulb, five to scream "Turn that bloody
light off!"
What do
you get if you cross a goth and a toilet?
The cisterns of mercy.
here there are
some funny jokes
i've found here
and there in the
net if you'd like
to submit something
feel free to
e-mail me
curely yours
Fuchsia