(this interview was done in early 2001)

Rawer bad  production, 200 riffs in a song, incoherent destructive drumming and schizoid sampled screaming in the vein of Beherit: Total Kaooooos!!! Advertisment: despite my interlocutor Bruno (Brian Zamora) speaks about Kratornas like a true band it’s only a man the  author behind this holocaust! Read carefully the answers that this (in?)human being  has given me…

Vanish: I hope that as first question don’t let you coming the will to send myself to fuck off, since I from the reading of the interviews appeared on the Kratornas web site have noticed that this question is fairly frequent, but I think there is people that still don’t know your band… anyway: would you give me a brief chronicle of Kratornas and talk about your releases and line-up changes?

Brian Zamora: First of all, I don't know what the fukk are you talking about! Are you asking me a question??? Or are you telling me stories??? I don't give a shit on those people that don't know our band or they don't bother knowing it! Fukk Them!!!There's no chronicle! What the hell is that?! Releases includes only 2 demos so far. We have a couple of materials on Tape but we wouldn't bother sending them out for a simple reason: BECAUSE, I DON'T WANT IT, PERIOD!!!! Line up bullshit or line up changes has no relevant diskussing in this interview because there's no other people involved with Kratornas now but me!!! I don't want other band members in the future, either!!! They kan just fuKK off!!!!!!

V. Who of the three original members chose the name Kratornas for the band? How come have you wanted to maintain this name despite you usually deny the old material of the band? 

B. What??? Are you asking me a stupid joke??? FuKK!!! I founded this band myself and give birth to the name MYSELF as well!!! The other 2 bastards has nothing to do with this band!!! Fukk them!!! The drummer kan't play fast as I wanted! The bassist want his equipment be heard louder than anything else! And me, I want a very bullshit and fukked up style! What do you think will happen if I still join with these whores??? Now, I kept the name bekause it belongs to me and everything from this shit!!! I deny the early materials simply b-koz it has nothing to do with the true meaning of DIRTY METAL!!!! That's what it is all about!!!! 

V. There's a thing you said in other interviews that strucked me in a particular way: you said that the bass player of the old line-up was usual to "eclipse" you, trying to make emerged his personality over yours… Why did happen a similar thing? Would you tell me any anecdotes concerning this fact? At the end does has been he to send to fuck off yours or you to send to fuck off him? 

B. Well, we both klikk at first bekause of the use of krakk, but that's just a long way bakk then. In the band and during rehearsals, his attitude changes. I stay kalm and play. While this fag keeps on suggesting and insisting his ideas which is not even appropriate for a stanza of the song. The drummer don't know how to write a song, so he just sits there and wait for our decision. Yes, it was just me and the bassist collaborating. We've written 2 songs before. But so what?! On the streets, I don't think he's eklipsing me or what kind of "word" you have for that! I haven't seen the guy for almost 5 longs years now! And why should I bother knowing where the fukk is this bastard now!? Fukk! I thought this is a Kratornas interview?!!! Why the fukk that you insist asking bullshit infos about this wimp???!!! 

V. Admitted that you have still the will to speak about the old Kratornas… your first demo was titled "Enorth Eth Nithiw Si Taog Eth", if you allow a kind of copying of the title of the legendary "Taog Eth Fo Htao Eth" demo by Impaled Nazarene… How much important has been this cult act for the old/new Kratornas? 

B. It's a very big coincidence maybe b-koz I've only listened to Impaled Nazarene albums and never have that demo, aktually. I would say it's too far for me to copy such a demo title from another band. Whether, it's a bigger band or an obscure band, I wouldn't mind copying titles! Why should I be??? 

V. You identify Kratornas as the ugliest and dirtiest band in the Earth… a thing in total opposition with David Vincent, that back in '95, in the "Domination" period said that Morbid Angel were not only the best death metal band, but of course the best band walking the face of the Earth… what do you think? …Have you maybe listened to their last abum "Gateways To Annihilation"? 

B. Yes! Kratornas is the ugliest, most worst, and dirtiest band in the world!!! And if you don't like us koz we are the most worst band, then don't buy our shit!!! I don't give a fukk!!! As for Morbid Angel… I think that's ridiculous! It's nothing but arrogance!!! Or maybe it's true, huh!!! Because this band can be seen anywhere now! Yeah right, Morbid Angel is the most famous band in the face of the planet! That's true, obey!!!!! I only listen on the album where Mike Browning appears and maybe "Altars…", the rest is just a part of a kollektion, dammit!!! But I have no more money to buy their recent CD and no longer interested anyway! I have "Formulas…" and that is not Death Metal!!! Do you kall that sweet shit, Death Metal??? Fukk off!!!! Pure Death Metal for me is only 5 bands: (old)DEATH, (old)GRAVE, NUCLEAR DEATH, INCANTATION and SADISTIK EXEKUTION (early PUNGENT STENCH, old OBITUARY, ASPHYX… -Ed.) !!! That's all!!! If you worship Morbid "and scary" Angel because they have a very good drummer and members having a lot of tattoos (You know it isn't so -Ed.) - then go on!!! I don't fukking kare on what you do!!!!! 

V. Another thing that intrigue me in particular way: in the interviews you usually name only three bands as they are the best in absolute, Bathory, Death and Darkthrone! I would almost be agree with you if for Bathory you'd mean the first four album (and the first three in particular)… which is your favourite Death album? Maybe "Leprosy", in my opinion the best death metal album ever recorded? Which is your favourite Darkthrone album? "A Blaze In The Northern Sky", one of the scariest, coldest and darkest black metal albums ever released? 

B. Who kares??? I mean, it's my personal choice! Not of everybody else!!! Not yours!!! Why should we diskuss anything about it?!! It has no konnektion with this stupid interview!!! 

V. …You stated that for eight years past you have been into Satanism and occult matters… why did you leave that kind of topics and that lifestyle? Do you think this fact is a consequence of an interior development or simply it is a phase of your life now concluded? 

B. I didn't leave it! I just stop writing lyrics about it and no longer want to diskuss anything about it in publik or in any Kratornas interviews! My fukking life remains the same: stupid, boring, frigid, and still hates the fukking people!!!!!! Nobody kan change that!!!! If you mean like a woman or shit??? There's no love to be found here, bullshit!!!! Only A LOT OF SEX, A LOT OF MASTURBATION, A LOT OF PURE HATE and A LOT OF Heavy Metal, Death Metal, Gore Metal, Grindcore, Thrash Fukking Metal and Raw Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaakkkk Metal is thefukking law!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

V. I've read that the "The Onslaught Of Battledemons" sold more than 700 copies worldwide. How you would explain this success? Do you care anyway to know how much you are appreciated by the public? What point do you want to reach with Kratornas and/or with your music? Where do you want to arrive? 

B. Okey, "…Battledemons" solds about 750+ tapes now aktually - but so what??? Who fukking kares and who gives a fukking fukk??? It's not a CD, it's only a bullshit tape but it reaches around on the hands of about 100 distributors overseas! Yet, I don't consider anything from that's as a $ucce$$! You're talking to me, you son of a bitch (Say it to your ipothetic brother, man! -Ed)!!! You're not talking to a Rockstar that talks about $ucce$$!!! Fukk! Point to reach is to received NUDE PHOTOS FROM FUKKING WOMEN that looks familiar with Victoria Adams - FREE DEMO, of kourse!!!!!! I want to arrive having a 5 hour sex session with the real Victoria Adams but that's just too impossible to happen BUT SO FUKKING WHAT??!!!!! I don't give a shit!!!! 

V. Nothing is eternal… nothing but death… which it will be the reason for you to play no more extreme metal? For which motive you'll stop completely to play music? 

B. I don't play musik, pal!!! This is not musik!!! What the fukk is wrong with you!!! You want musik??? Then buy yourself a copy of the recent MADONNA CD called "Music" or better yet, get in kontakt with Kratornas ex-bassist(I've no address from that wimp, anyway!)! You both like to play music shit!!! 

V. It seems your attitude is totally devoted to the most extreme forms of metal music (as it's mine, even if I don't disdain other more calm musical genres), was did you think when you have known that a certain 'zine called My Heart Bleeds For You wanted to make an interview with you? Anyway don't let you deceived by the name… 

B. Any editors kan make an interview on the bands they've choosen! You're the editor here, I'm in a band. For what style I'm playing is I don't kare, koz you're the one deciding for your own issue and not me. I'm definitely into all forms of FAST METAL! I mean, fast guitars, rabid vocals, machinegun rhythms and bla bla bla bla bla! I believe Metal should be energetic and not depressing shit that these assholes trying to sing when they are loosing their girlfriends!!! They kall it SUICIDAL DOOM METAL!!! Huh?!! What's the point??? I don't give a fukk! Bullshit!!! I only listen anything in-line from Iron Maiden(Aces High) to Brutal Truth(Walking Corpse) to Krisiun(Rites Of Defamation) to Bathory(Equimanthorn)! The only psychedelic band I might listen could be The Gathering(Leaves/Nighttime Birds), but that's my extreme choice! Or maybe, I just like looking on the sweet singer's pretty face (That's better than the Victoria Adams', don't you think? -Ed) but I don't like hearing it's boring shit (Buy the last Spice Girls masterfuckingpiece and get masturbate! -Ed)!!! But whatever it is, who gives a fukk, dammit!!! 

V. Before of the listening of your second demo, in one of the different flyers you spreaded around I have read that Kratornas was a mix among old Impaled Nazarene, Marduk, Blasphemy, Darkthrone and early Kreator, so I expected something far from what your music is in reality… excuse me if I don't agree, but for me the music contained on "The Onslaught Of Battledemons" is a mix among Beherit (70%), Sarcofago (15%), Impaled Nazarene (10%) and Celtic Frost (5%, for some riffs), what do you think about it? 

B. Do you want me to thank you for giving us a 70% score on acheiving the Beherit komparison??? The flyers you've seen were the latest set we've printed! That shows, it wasn't my idea to kall my band playing like Marduk or whatever! I take it from the reviews we've gathered! I haven't heard someone kalling Kratornas to have some Celtic Frost influence but you, so that surprises me a little!! In some ways, I can sight that people must be leave to make their own move on how they define the style of each band they were hearing! 

V. I haven't ever heard of another metal band coming from the Philippines… How the scene is in your country? Don't you think that with "The Onslaught Of Battledemons", or better with Kratornas it will rise a certain interest for Philippines in the death/black metal movement? 

B. No!!! No Remorse!!! No Repent!!! I don't kare what it meant!!! Another Day!!! Another Death!!! Another Sorrow!!! Another Breath!!! I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THE PHILIPPINES' SCENE, THAT'S ALL!!! Attttaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaakkkkk!!!!!!!!! 

V. Sorry if you don't will like the following question, but it's inevitable: what is your (personal?) definition for the word "art"? Do you define yourself an artist? In what circumstances the music is not art for you? 

B. I don't have a personal definition of the word "art"!!! I define it of what it is defined and how it should be defined!!! Go get a dictionary, you dumb ass!!! No!!! Fukking No!!!! I'm not an artist!!! I'm a misanthropic simple boring guy that likes to pissed more people off koz I hate them!!!! I hate 'em all!!! KILL 'EM ALL!!! Fukk!!! The last question is answered earlier!!! Why bother answering that shit over and over again!??!! 

V. I'm not satisfied at all after I have typed the questions, are you? Give a judgement about this interview choosing among: 

*annoying 

*interesting 

*I don't give a damned fuck 

B. All three judgements were choosen, bullshit!!! Thank you for the interview! What's your name again??? Vanish??? Well, thank you for the interview, Vanish!!! Anyone reading this stupid fukk and want to avail more info about our shit should visit the evilnet on this URL http://welcome.to/ligumdulum or email ligumdulum@angelfire.com Lust Message to Victoria Adams: My dikk bleeds for you, bitch!!! Come down here baby and I'll fukk your sweet English ass!!!! MOSH THE POSH, DAMMIT!!!!!! Check out the "The Onslaught Of Battledemons" tape or send 5$ (Everywhere) to the following address: 

Ligum Dulum Productions #21 Emerald St., San Eusebio Subdivision Cadiz City, Negros Occidental 6121 Philippines

Note: The band, address and the website were defunct after some months by this interview...