That dress looks nice....Of course, it'd look even better crumpled up in the corner of my room.
Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven's a long way from here.
Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?
Your name is Sandra, huh? Can I call you Sandy? Really, what time?
Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.
Screw me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gretchen?
I'm new in town, could I get directions to your place?
Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation?
No, huh...So you want to go somewhere and talk?
(Female at the copy machine) Reproducing, eh? Mind if I help?
Hi, I'm conducting a feel test to see how many women here have pierced nipples....
(With hands on shoulders) Oh, those are shoulder blades, I thought they were wings.
Can I borrow a quarter? Cause my mom told me to call home when I met the girl of my dreams.
Was it love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
Bond. James Bond.
Her: What do you think of this (dress, sweater, blouse, etc.) Him: I like nothing better.
That's a really nice smile you've got, shame that's not all you are wearing.
Good looking waitress pouring a drink: Say when! Guy: As soon as I finish this drink.
Lie down. I think I love you.
I can sense that you're a terrific lover, and it intimidates me a little.
My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.
I know a great way to burn off the calories from that pastry you just ate.
You know I really am James Bond's body double.
Do you have a library card? Good, cause I wanna check you out!
Your warm eyes melt the iciness of my heart.
Baby, you look better and better each day...and tonight, you look like tomorrow!
Let's go back to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway!
My name is ______. Just remember that, so you'll know what to scream later.
Is it hot in here? Or is it just you?
I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
I've had a pretty bad day, and it usually makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
Overheard in a computer lab: Just because our computers are incompatible doesn't mean we are!
I have only three months to live...
If you want me, don't shake me, or wake me, just take me.
Want to see my stamp collection?
How do you like your eggs cooked? Why? Well I just wanted to know what to make for you in the morning.
Hi, we're taking a survey and I need your phone number. If you give it to me, I'll call you and tell you the results.
Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!
Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly color coordinated.
He: You look like my third wife. She: Oh, how many time have you been married? He: Twice.
You make my software turn to hardware!
Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?