Bitch Please II

[Dre]
Yeah whattup Detroit?

[Snoop]
Nu-uh, nu-uh nuh-no he didn't!
 Ahhh!  They didn't do it again,
 what-what, what-what?
 Did you shit on these niggaz two times Dr. Dre?

[Dre]
Oh fo' sho'!

[Snoop]
Uh-uh, naw, ya smell that?
 This is special right here
 What-what, what-what-what?
 Yeah, it's a toast to the boogie baby
 Uhh, to the boogie-oogie-oogie
 Yeah, y'know!  What's crackin Dre?

[Dr. Dre]
Just let me lay back and kick 
some mo' simplistic pimp (1) shit
on Slim's shit and start riots
like Limp Bizkit (2) (Limp Bizkit)
Throw on 'Guilty Conscience' (3) at concerts
and watch mosh pits til motherfuckers
knock each other unconcious
(Watch out now!)
Some of these crowds that Slim draws
is rowdy as Crenshaw Boulevard (4)
when it's packed and fulla cars
Some of these crowds me and 
Snoop draw +IS+ niggaz from Crenshaw
from Long Beach to South Central
{*LOUD SCREAM*} 
Whoa, not these niggaz again
These grown-ass ignorant men
with hair-triggers again
(Hehe) You and what army could harm me?
D-R-E and Shady, 
with Doggy from Long Beach
(East-syde!) Came a long way, 
to makin these songs play
It'll be a wrong move, 
to stare at me the wrong way
I got a long uz' (5)
and I carry it all day
(Blaow!) Sometimes it's like
a nightmare, just bein Andre (6),
but I..
 

[Snoop Dogg]
somehow, someway - tell 'em, nigga
You know about Dogg-ay (Snoop Dogg)
Now let me cut these niggaz up
and show em where da fuck I'm comin from
I get the party crackin from
the shit that I be spittin son
Hit-and-run, get it done, 
get the funds, split and run
Got about fifty gungs, and I love 
all of 'em the same - bang bang!
Damn baby girl what's your name?
I forgot - what'd you say it was?
 Damn a nigga buzzed
Hangin in the club, with my nephew Eminem
(Whassup Slim?) Whattup cuz? (Whattup Snoop?)
The Great White American Hope,
done hooked up with the King
of the motherfuckin West coast, bay-bayy!
 

[Chorus: Nate Dogg + Snoop]
And you don't really wanna fuck, with me
Only nigga that I trust, is me
Fuck around and make me bust, this heat
[Snoop] That's, the devil, they always wanna dance
 

[Xzibit]
I'm the Head Nigga In Charge, 
I'm watchin you move
You're found dead in your garage, 
with ten o'clock news coverage
Gotta love it, cause I expose the facade
Your little lungs is too small to hotbox with God
All jokes aside, come bounce with us
Standin over you with 
a twelve gauge, about to bust
It's like ashes to ashes and dust to dust
I might leave in the bodybag, 
but never in cuffs
So who do you trust? 
They just not rugged enough
When things get rough 
I'm in the club shootin with Puff (7)
Bitch, please - you must
have a mental disease
Assume the position and
get back down on your knees - c'mon
 

Chorus 2X
 

[Eminem - impersonating Snoop]
Awww naww, big Slim Dogg
Eighty pound balls (8), dick six inch (9) long
Back up, in the, heezy BAY-BAY
He's Sha-day!
 

[Snoop]
He's so cra-zay!
 

[Eminem]
Hahaha!  Gimme the mic, 
let me recite, 'til 
Timothy White pickets 
outside the Interscope 
offices every night
What if he's right? 
I'm just a criminal, makin a living
off of the world's misery -
what in the world gives me the right
to say what I like, and walk
around flippin the bird
Livin the urban life, 
like a white kid from the 'burbs
Dreamin at night of screamin at mom,
schemin to leave
Run away from home and 
grow to be as evil as me
I just want you all
to notice me and people to see
that somewhere deep down,
there's a decent human being in me
It just can't be found, 
so the reason you've been seeing this me
is cause this is me now, 
the recent dude who's being this mean
So when you see me, 
dressin up like a nerd on TV
or heard the CD usin the 
fag word so freely
it's just me being me, 
here want me to tone it down?
Suck my fuckin dick, you faggot
You happy now?  Look here
 

[Eminem - impersonating Snoop]
I start some trouble everywhere 
that I go (that I go)
Ask the bouncers in the club cause 
they know (cause they know)
I start some shit they throw me out
the back do' (the back do')
Come back and shoot the club up
with a fo'-fo' (a fo'-fo') (10)
 

Chorus 2X
 

[Xzibit]
2001 and forever
Slim Shady, Dr. Dre, Snoop Dogg, 
X to the Z, Nate Dogg

C'mon, yeah!!

 

Note:

(1) - "Pimp" inteso sia come il boss delle prostitute e sia come un uomo che va volentieri a donne.

(2) - "Limp Bizkit" è la band leader di un genere (il metal rap) che va molto di moda in questi ultimi tempi.

(3) - "Guilty Conscience" è il secondo singolo estratto da "The Slim Shady LP".

(4) - "Crenshaw Boulevard" è un famoso boulevard "nero" di L.A.

(5) - "UZI" è un'arma semi automatica di origine israeliana.

(6) - "Andre" Young è il vero nome di Dr. Dre.

(7) - "Puff" Daddy (vero nome Sean Combs) è stato arrestato per una sparatoria in un club a fine '99.

(8) - Per la cronaca 80 libbre sono circa 40 kg.

(9) - 6 pollici cono circa 15 cm... sempre x la cronaca.

(10) - La "44" è la pistola preferita dall'Ispettore Callaghan.