I never knew I..
I never knew I..
Mic check one-two
I never knew I..
Who woulda knew?
I never knew I..
Who'da known?
I never knew I..
Fuck what a story
I never knew I..
Motherfucker comes out
I never knew I..
and sells a couple of million records
I never knew I..
And these motherfuckers hit the ceiling
I never knew I..
I don't do black music, I don't do white music
I make fight music, for high school kids
I put lives at risk when I drive like this [tires
screech]
I put wives at risk with a knife like this (AHHH!!)
Shit, you probably think I'm in your tape deck
now
I'm in the back seat of your truck, with duct
tape stretched out
Ducked the fuck way down, waitin to straight jump
out
put it over your mouth, and grab you by the face,
what now?
Oh - you want me to watch my mouth, how?
Take my fuckin eyeballs out, and turn em around?
Look - I'll burn your fuckin house down, circle
around
and hit the hydrant, so you can't put your
burning furniture out
(Oh my God! Oh my God!) I'm sorry, there must be
a mix-up
You want me to fix up lyrics while the President
gets his dick sucked?
[ewwww] Fuck that, take drugs, rape sluts
Make fun of gay clubs, men who wear make-up
Get aware, wake up, get a sense of humor
Quit tryin to censor music,
this is for your kid's amusement
(The kids!) But don't blame me when lil' Eric
jumps off of the terrace
You shoulda been watchin him - apparently you
ain't parents
(Chorus)
Cause I never knew I, knew I would get this
big
I never knew I, knew I'd effect this kid
I never knew I'd, get him to slit his wrist
I never knew I'd, get him to hit this bitch
I never knew I, knew I would get this big
I never knew I, knew I'd effect this kid
I never knew I'd, get him to slit his wrist
I never knew I'd, get him to hit this bitch
So who's bringin the guns in this country?
(Hmm?)
I couldn't sneak a plastic pellet gun through
customs over in London
And last week, I seen a Schwarzaneggar movie
where he's shootin all sorts of these
motherfuckers with a uzi (1)
I sees three little kids, up in the front row,
screamin "Go," with their 17-year-old
Uncle
I'm like, "Guidance? - ain't they got the
same moms and dads
who got mad when I asked if they liked violence?"
And told me that my tape taught 'em to swear
What about the make-up you allow
your 12-year-old daughter to wear?
(Hmm?) So tell me that your son doesn't
know any cuss words
when his bus driver's screamin at him, fuckin him
up worse
("Go sit the fuck down, you little fuckin
prick!")
And "fuck" was the first word I ever
learned
up in the third grade, flippin the gym teacher
the bird (2) (Look!)
Read up about how I used to get beat up
peed on, be on free lunch,
and change school every 3 months
My life's like kinda what my wife's like (what?)
Fucked up after I beat her fuckin ass every
night, Ike (3)
So how much easier would life be
if 19 million motherfuckers grew to be just like
me?
(Chorus)
I never knew I.. knew I'd..
have a new house or a new car
A couple years ago I was more poorer than you are
I don't got that bad of a mouth, do I?
Fuck shit ass bitch cunt, shooby-de-doo-wop (what?)
Skibbedy-be-bop, a-Christopher Reeves (4)
Sonny Bono (5), skis
horses and hittin some trees (HEY!)
How many retards'll listen to me
and run up in the school shootin when they're
pissed at a
teach-er, her, him, is it you is it them?
"Wasn't me, Slim Shady said to do it again!"
Damn! How much damage can you do with a pen?
Man I'm just as fucked up as you woulda been
if you woulda been, in my shoes, who woulda
thought
Slim Shady would be somethin that you woulda
bought
that woulda made you get a gun and shoot at a cop
I just said it - I ain't know if you'd do it or
not
(Chorus)
How the fuck was I supposed to know?
Note:
(1) - "Uzi" - Arma semi automatica di produzione israeliana.
(2) - "Flippin the gym teacher the bird" letteralmente "girando il professore di ginnastica l'uccello". Cercate voi di attribuirgli il giusto significato.
(3) - "Ike" probabilmente inteso come Ike Turner, ex marito (nonchè fervido picchiatore) di Tina Turner.
(4) - Proprio lui, l'ex Superman.
(5) - "Sonno Bono" è l'ex marito di
Cher, morto qualche anno fa in seguito ad un incidente automobilistico.