WHAT'S
MY AGE AGAIN?
I
took her out it was Friday night.
I
wore cologne to get the feeling right.
We
started making out and she took off my pants.
But
then I turned on the TV.
And
that’s about the time that she walked away from me.
Nobody
likes you when you’re 23.
And
are still more amused by TV shows.
What
the hell is ADD?
My
friends say I should act my age.
What’s
my age again?
What’s
my age again?
Then
later on, on the drive home.
I
called her mom from a pay phone.
I
said I was the cops.
And
your husband’s in jail.
This
state looks down on sodomy.
And
that’s about the time that bitch hung up on me.
Nobody
likes you when you’r 23.
And
are still more amused by prank phone calls .
What
the hell is call ID?
My
friends say I should act my age.
What’s
my age again?
What’s
my age again?
That’s
about the time she broke up with me.
No
one should take themselves so seriously.
With
many years ahead to fall in line.
Why
would you wish that on me?
I
never want to act my age.
What’s
my age again?
What’s my age again?