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KIDS ADVICE TO KIDS
"Never trust a dog to watch your food."
Patrick, age 10
"When your dad is mad and asks you, 'Do I look stupid?'
"Never tell your mom her diet's not
"Stay away from prunes. "
"Don't pull dad's finger when he tells you to. "
"When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her
your hair. "
"Never allow your
three-year old brother in the same
room as your school assignment. "
"Don't sneeze in front of mum when you're eating
"Puppies still have bad breath even
after eating a Tic-Tac."
"Never hold a dust
buster and a cat at the same time."
hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk."
"Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts."
"If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a
"Felt markers are not good to use as
"Don't pick on your sister when she's
baseball bat. "
"When you get a bad
grade in school, show it to your
mom when she's on the phone. "
"Never try to baptize a cat. "