INTERVIEWER: Well Count Dracula, can you tell
me about a typical night for you? What time do you get up?
DRACULA: I get up at eleven o'clock at night. The bell rings at about ten to eleven but I like to stay in
bed for five minutes. Then I'm ready for breakfast.
INTERVIEWER: I see. What time do you have breakfast?
DRACULA: I have breakfast at a quarter past eleven.Then, at midnight, I go
to town.
INTERVIEWER: And do you have lunch in town?
DRACULA: Yes, there is an old castle in town. I have lunch there at half past one. I walk round
the town until four
o'clock, then I come back home where I have dinner together with
my friends at a quarter to five.
INTERVIEWER: What do you do then?
DRACULA: I do the washing up and read for a while,
I like mistery stories and thrillers.
INTERVIEWER: What time do you go to bed?
DRACULA: I go to bed at six o'clock in the
morning.
INTERVIEWER: I see. Well, thank you very much, Count
Dracula.
DRACULA: What about a drink?
INTERVIEWER: No, no, thank you. Goodbye!